Welcome to the Friendzone...........

So I've been having these on going convo with a couple of my friends about this infamous "Friend Zone" what is it? does it exist..............well yah it does exist.

Definition- Friend zone: The Friend Zone is a term used to describe a 'zone' a guy ends up with when a girl sees him as a 'friend' and nothing more. Many women use this on guys that they "LIKE" but have no "INTENTION" of sleeping with(lololol)

So for those of you that are caught in the infamous "Friend Zone" and don't know here are a few clues to let know YOU ARE JUST A FRIEND.......(these should be funny)

(THIS PIC IS CLASSIC FRIEND ZONE ACTION BY THE WAY)

you’re just a friend if…

• You hear phrases like: “I can talk to you about anything,“ “You‘re really a nice guy,” “You‘re like a brother to me,” “You‘re my best friend,” and “You understand me” (unlike the Bad Boy she’s currently having sex with...lolol).

• You finally work up the courage to ask her out and she tells you: “I don’t want to jeopardize our friendship,” “I like you too much to go out with you,” “I don’t want to risk losing what we have,” and so on.

• She tells you all about her problems with guys.................

• She asks you for advice about the men she’s attracted to.................

• She tells you excitedly, “I just met this really great guy..........................

Here are reasons you may find yourself trapped in the Friend zone......

She’s just not diggin you...........Lmao

so she may think that you are funny, charming, cool, fun ton hang with --but you just don't do it for her buddy. Could be because of your hairline, your teeth, your gear (or possibly this lifetime), the really little that you can do about this beside cop some new fresh and get some braces, so don't even try to press the issue. Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles. If she ain't diggin you you have a choice to make: Either stay as her friend or blow her off for someone else who will give you a lil play.

You’re a kiss-ass, pushova, trick, P*ssy...lolol

She has placed you into the "Friend Zone" because you’re way way way!!! too nice!, too accommodating and you freaking worship the ground she walks on.(this is what i like to call puttin the P*ssy on a pedestool)..............DON'T DO THAT SH*T! She knows for sure she can have you just by snapping her fingers and that my friends is the reason she doesn't want you(smh). Your nose is wide open and you follow her around by her scent like a lil puppy......GET A GRIP MAN!. You try to impress her continuously. You can't buy her attention with flowers, gifts and expensive meals and money(and if you can!............well thats called a prostitute). You are a punk-ass and she can’t wait to snatch you balls and turn you into her best girlfriend who will wait on her hand and foot physically, emotionally, mentally..........but definitely not sexually....lololololol.

She got issues...........She CRAZY

She’s been abused or brutalized mentally emotionally or physically(or all three) by the "Bad Guys" she’s "VOLUNTARILY" chosen to deal with (and of course she blames her choices in men on the men themselves), so now she does even know how to deal with a regular guy. The only man a woman that has "issues" can psychologically deal with(normally) is a nonsexual “friend.”

These are just my opinions mixed with some research I've done ova there years....along with some personal experiences from me and my close friends......nothing I said is 100% so if you feel the need to comment by all means please do............

HERE IS A SONG THAT IS JUST APPROPRIATE FOR THIS SUBJECT MATTER.......ENJOY

88 Keys- The Friend Zone Featuring Shitake Monkey http://www.zshare.net/audio/54837524f782f248/