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Curtis threatens officer Ross
by yardie4lifever2

I love when this guy talks.....lololol

Men are like Waffles...Women are like Spaghetti

So I was up in church one day and the pastor gets on the subjects of Gender and the way that men work and the way the women work and how they both coexist with one another........... and he started by sayin... "Men are like Waffles and women are like Spaghetti" when he said this I was puzzled yet intrigued that he would make this type of comparison...... He goes on to get explain himself...... I took his sermon and put it into my own words to present to you "Waffles n Spaghetti"

Men..............The Waffles

Now us guys.....(for the most part) we tend to compartmentalize our lives into small boxes (like Waffles) and focus only on one box at a time. This is when we are thinking, talking, working we are focused on that one thing at that very moment........We have a bunch a different boxes.....a box for Sports, box for academics, box for money, Box for finances, box for women, box for sex, and some boxes are just empty........Some of you may be wondering "whats going on in the empty box?" and my reply is very simple....NOTHING NOT A DAMN THING.....lololol....yes ladies we have some boxes with absolutely nothing in them..... think about a time you've asked a guy........."what are you thinking about?".......Man oh man is that question is a BLOWER....because that's when we men panic......Because honestly who is gonna believe that we are actually thinking about nothing....now we guys go into a panic because we have to move to another box to think about something to tell her that we are thinking about......but it usually doesn't work.....and our reply is...."Nothin".........and your reply to that is......."Nothing?......you have to be thinking about something".......smh.....now this can turn into an argument.......ladies we think one box at a time......so try to keep that in mind when dealing with us please.........

Women.......................Spaghetti

Women’s lives, on the other hand, are like cooked spaghetti on a plate. The pieces are intertwined, women are naturally multi taskers....... Women are like spaghetti in the since that virtually every thought that they have is connected to another thought......Like I can remember many time speaking to my mom, sister, or a female friend......and they start off talking about one issue and by the end of the conversation they have given me their opinions nearly 50 different subjects.....relationships, politics, their job, kids, what they are doing tomorrow, what they don't like about me, why they don't like my friends, and etc...in a 2min conversation that started of with a simple..."how was you day?".....being that I think in boxes that stuff is hard to keep up with.......that's why a lot of time you will just find a guy just nodding his heading and making comments like.."really?"...."I understand"....."I'm sorry"......or "fareal? that's crazy".........like fellas have you ever gotten in an argument with your girlfriend? .....it will start off with her telling you...."you go out to much"......and then she'll run off on tangents...bring up something that happened like a month ago like when you didn't compliment her new hairstyle....then move on to you getting a better job....and somehow it will get to how you don't cook for her.....and slowly move to her not liking you mom because when she seen her in the grocery store last week she acted like she didn't want to speak...and then how your family is "funny actin" and how you are just like them....smh......

lololol both of these styles of thinking have their pros and cons.....but the more aware and understanding we are of these things the easier it will be for us men and women to coexist on a daily basis..........

ALIFE Everbody High Flood Boots

Im really feening for these joints from Alife's 2006 Fall line......... wishful thinking

I want these too

SMH

WE GOTTA DO BETTER....REMEMBER WE VOTED FOR CHANGE.....SMFH.....

Welcome to the Friendzone...........

So I've been having these on going convo with a couple of my friends about this infamous "Friend Zone" what is it? does it exist..............well yah it does exist.

Definition- Friend zone: The Friend Zone is a term used to describe a 'zone' a guy ends up with when a girl sees him as a 'friend' and nothing more. Many women use this on guys that they "LIKE" but have no "INTENTION" of sleeping with(lololol)

So for those of you that are caught in the infamous "Friend Zone" and don't know here are a few clues to let know YOU ARE JUST A FRIEND.......(these should be funny)

(THIS PIC IS CLASSIC FRIEND ZONE ACTION BY THE WAY)

you’re just a friend if…

• You hear phrases like: “I can talk to you about anything,“ “You‘re really a nice guy,” “You‘re like a brother to me,” “You‘re my best friend,” and “You understand me” (unlike the Bad Boy she’s currently having sex with...lolol).

• You finally work up the courage to ask her out and she tells you: “I don’t want to jeopardize our friendship,” “I like you too much to go out with you,” “I don’t want to risk losing what we have,” and so on.

• She tells you all about her problems with guys.................

• She asks you for advice about the men she’s attracted to.................

• She tells you excitedly, “I just met this really great guy..........................

Here are reasons you may find yourself trapped in the Friend zone......

She’s just not diggin you...........Lmao

so she may think that you are funny, charming, cool, fun ton hang with --but you just don't do it for her buddy. Could be because of your hairline, your teeth, your gear (or possibly this lifetime), the really little that you can do about this beside cop some new fresh and get some braces, so don't even try to press the issue. Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles. If she ain't diggin you you have a choice to make: Either stay as her friend or blow her off for someone else who will give you a lil play.

You’re a kiss-ass, pushova, trick, P*ssy...lolol

She has placed you into the "Friend Zone" because you’re way way way!!! too nice!, too accommodating and you freaking worship the ground she walks on.(this is what i like to call puttin the P*ssy on a pedestool)..............DON'T DO THAT SH*T! She knows for sure she can have you just by snapping her fingers and that my friends is the reason she doesn't want you(smh). Your nose is wide open and you follow her around by her scent like a lil puppy......GET A GRIP MAN!. You try to impress her continuously. You can't buy her attention with flowers, gifts and expensive meals and money(and if you can!............well thats called a prostitute). You are a punk-ass and she can’t wait to snatch you balls and turn you into her best girlfriend who will wait on her hand and foot physically, emotionally, mentally..........but definitely not sexually....lololololol.

She got issues...........She CRAZY

She’s been abused or brutalized mentally emotionally or physically(or all three) by the "Bad Guys" she’s "VOLUNTARILY" chosen to deal with (and of course she blames her choices in men on the men themselves), so now she does even know how to deal with a regular guy. The only man a woman that has "issues" can psychologically deal with(normally) is a nonsexual “friend.”

These are just my opinions mixed with some research I've done ova there years....along with some personal experiences from me and my close friends......nothing I said is 100% so if you feel the need to comment by all means please do............

HERE IS A SONG THAT IS JUST APPROPRIATE FOR THIS SUBJECT MATTER.......ENJOY

88 Keys- The Friend Zone Featuring Shitake Monkey http://www.zshare.net/audio/54837524f782f248/

Jay-z.....When the money goes.........

This is the Jigga mans new song "When the money goes" its Sweet

Jay-z - When the money goes http://www.zshare.net/audio/547985847046c79f/

Charles Hamilton battle Serius Jones.......

Charles Hamilton vs. Serius Jones @ S.O.B's from Music Addicts Only on Vimeo.

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